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PARANOIA QUIZ

[ ] public speaking (Hellz no, I'm a Theatre kid!)
[x] staying single forever
[x] rejection
[ ] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[x] fish (The way they move creeps me out.)
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that scary guy
[ ] being touched
[x] fire
[x] deep water (I have an overactive imagination.)
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning (I live in Tampa. I ain't afraid of no lightning.)
[x] frogs/toads (I found one in the toilet.)
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats (I had a rat for a Psychology experiment. I miss him.)
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges (Like I said, overactive imagination.)
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[x] clowns (Ugh.)
[x] dolls (The creepy old Victorian ones. Thanks, Supernatural.)
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities (Sometimes. I overanalyze a lot of things.)
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts (Only mean ones.)
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night (I assume it's that crazy inbred girl that lived in the walls from Supernatural.)
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles (MY BIGGEST FEAR.)
[ ] blood
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love

Final Total: 24

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 3

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 0

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 4

GRAND TOTAL: 64

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
As executive producer Kim Manners puts it, "We spread our wings."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A punching bag with Clive Owen and Patrick Dempsey's face on it.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Oblongs

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:16

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad talking on the phone.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
... Thursday night, driving Renee home.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My paper for Theatre.

9. What are you wearing?
Pajama pants and a t-shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
I was with my friend Nick and I was crying over something.

11. When did you last laugh?
Talking to Jen.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
I'm in my room, so... my Christian Bale bulletin board, a giant birthday card, a giant heart from Nick, a Van Helsing poster, a Dead Man's Chest poster, two Lord of the Rings posters, a Gerard Butler picture, a 300 poster, an X3 poster, a Batman Begins poster, two Dark Knight posters, and assorted Supernatural/Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki posters. My walls are sexy.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My sister. XD

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's grand.

15. What is the last film you saw?
New film? The Band's Visit. And then I got a Cillian Murphy craving after watching the All American Rejects "Gives You Hell" video (Cillian and Tyson are twins, I swear to God), so I watched Red Eye and then X3... at least, the parts with Pyro.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A plane ticket to New York.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I've never drank or smoked.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Legalize gay marriage.

19. Do you like to dance?
Indeed.

20. George Bush:
A total fucknut.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hannah.

22. Imagine your first is a boy, what do you call him?
Aiden.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Depends on where and for how long.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Found a loophole, didja?"